Archive for October, 2008
Time Management “Tip”
Just post a disclaimer announcing your inability to make it anywhere on schedule, and you don’t even have to make an effort to show respect for others’ time! Why didn’t I think of that?
Mustang Owners Are So Witty
We see a lot of unimaginitive vanity plates. Like the Mercedes with the plate that says “Benz” or the Audi plate reading “My Audi”. So although my headline sounds sarcastic, I thought both of these Mustang owners came up with cute ideas.


Does Size REALLY Matter?
Was wondering what he was bragging about, then I noticed his ridiculously oversized tires. Mystery solved.

If He Were A Dinosaur, He’d Be A Grumpasaurus
There’s nothing like wearing your crankiness on your sleeve – or in this case, on your vanity plate.
Wonder what makes him so curmudgeonly?
Hummers Are Very Tough
Tough?! That may be, but like most Hummers I see on the road, there wasn’t a speck of dirt on it.
I’m thinking that the toughest thing about this Hummer is taking it to the gas pump.
Want To Play A Game?
This plate owner:
a) Boycotted the Olympics
b) Has had a string of bad relationships
c) Is the parent of a toddler and is really tired of “Candy Land”
I could use this plate - I’ve definitely had my fill of Candy Land.
Breast Cancer Awareness, Anyone?
Unless you live under a rock, you already know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month. In fact, you’ve likely seen more pink over the past two weeks than you did in the first 9 months of the year. Hell, last week, even the White House was pink!
Despite being inundated with ribbons, advertisements, and touching survivor stories to the point of oblivion, I did notice this bumper sticker, and it made me laugh out loud.








