Archive for October, 2008

This Is One Polite Driver

Excuse us!

For those last minute lane changes…..

 




Time Management “Tip”

Jay Runs Late

Just post a disclaimer announcing your inability to make it anywhere on schedule, and you don’t even have to make an effort to show respect for others’ time!  Why didn’t I think of that?

 




Mustang Owners Are So Witty

We see a lot of unimaginitive vanity plates.  Like the Mercedes with the plate that says “Benz” or the Audi plate reading “My Audi”.  So although my headline sounds sarcastic, I thought both of these Mustang owners came up with cute ideas.

Got Oatz?

Stampeed




Does Size REALLY Matter?

25INCHS

Was wondering what he was bragging about, then I noticed his ridiculously oversized tires.  Mystery solved.

Size doesn\'t always matter




If He Were A Dinosaur, He’d Be A Grumpasaurus

There’s nothing like wearing your crankiness on your sleeve – or in this case, on your vanity plate.

Wonder what makes him so curmudgeonly?

 




Hummers Are Very Tough

One Tough Hummer

Tough?!  That may be, but like most Hummers I see on the road, there wasn’t a speck of dirt on it. 

I’m thinking that the toughest thing about this Hummer is taking it to the gas pump.

 




Want To Play A Game?

No Games

This plate owner:

a) Boycotted the Olympics
b) Has had a string of bad relationships
c) Is the parent of a toddler and is really tired of “Candy Land”

 I could use this plate - I’ve definitely had my fill of Candy Land.

 




Breast Cancer Awareness, Anyone?

Unless you live under a rock, you already know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month.  In fact, you’ve likely seen more pink over the past two weeks than you did in the first 9 months of the year.  Hell, last week, even the White House was pink!

Despite being inundated with ribbons, advertisements, and touching survivor stories to the point of oblivion, I did notice this bumper sticker, and it made me laugh out loud.

Save The Ta-tas




Slow Joe Isn’t Very

Ironically, I had to speed up to capture this pic.  Must not have been Joe driving….